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ricknsusan · March 1st, 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
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>> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
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>> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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>> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
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>> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00.
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>> So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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>> It's called the 401-Keg Plan

March 1st, 2008	#1 (permalink)
ricknsusan Veteran Abadss Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Maine Posts: 3,480 Credits: 1,562.20 Thanks: 747 Thanked 1,292 Times in 741 Posts	why i drink beer If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. >> >> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. >> >> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. >> >> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. >> >> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00. >> >> So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. >> >> It's called the 401-Keg Plan