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**RICKSBEACH** · May 10th, 2008

THE ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall handsome extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could
not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely he leaned over and whispered to her 'I'll do anything absolutely anything that you want me to do no matter how kinky for $20.00...on one condition.'

Flabbergasted the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said: 'Clean my house.'

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RICKSBEACH Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Beautiful British Columbia, Canada Posts: 18,277 Credits: 7,483.10 Thanks: 2,275 Thanked 6,577 Times in 3,655 Posts	The Ultimate Female Joke THE ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall handsome extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely he leaned over and whispered to her 'I'll do anything absolutely anything that you want me to do no matter how kinky for $20.00...on one condition.' Flabbergasted the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.' The woman considered his proposition for a moment and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said: 'Clean my house.' __________________ '