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**jell691** · June 9th, 2009

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows:- Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls but they're unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution:- They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments:- The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You can't read past "Thou Salt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

June 9th, 2009	#1 (permalink)
jell691 Veteran Abadss Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: texas, god's country Posts: 4,280 Credits: 7,801.28 Thanks: 16,292 Thanked 11,487 Times in 3,440 Posts	Three things to ponder today: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments Cows:- Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls but they're unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The Constitution:- They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The Ten Commandments:- The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You can't read past "Thou Salt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.