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**denalibabe** · June 10th, 2009

A United States Marine was attending some college courses betweenassignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One ofthe courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of theACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked tothe ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?” The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid $hit and act like an a$$hole. So, He sent me."."

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denalibabe VIP Access Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Home Sweet Home Posts: 337 Credits: 1,473.45 Thanks: 2,467 Thanked 2,045 Times in 257 Posts	Shocked Professor A United States Marine was attending some college courses betweenassignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One ofthe courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of theACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked tothe ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?” The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid $hit and act like an a$$hole. So, He sent me."."