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Old June 10th, 2009   #1 (permalink)
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two trees and a bird

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree He replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
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