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You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
>reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
>family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists
>who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me
up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made
of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to
yourredneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.
>
>
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be
offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
>
> You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
>
> You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead
of 'Winter Festival.'
>
> You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone
prays.
>
> You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over
your heart when they play the National Anthem.
>
> You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans
with great respect, and always have.
>
> You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American
flag, nor intend to.
>
> You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you
aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
>
> You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised
your kids to do the same.
>
> You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a
friend.
>
> If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you,
like
> me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as
those talked about in this email.
>
>
> God Bless the USA !
>
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>
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> Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
>
> IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT
OF THEM.
>
> IN GOD WE TRUST
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