June 14th, 2009
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just out of surgery
A husband was just coming out of anaesthesia after having surgery in the hospital, and his faithful wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes started to open and he quietly uttered, "You're beautiful."
He soon drifted back to sleep, and after awhile he woke up and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to beautiful?" she asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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