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**jell691** · June 14th, 2009

A drunk staggers up to the bar and tells the bartender, a round of drinks for everyone. The bartender says, are you sure? That is going to be a lot of money.
The drunk says yeah, I can handle it. Pour yourself one as well.
When the bartender brought him the bill, it was $178.00.
The drunk turned his pockets inside out and could only come up with $3.75.
The bartender became enraged and through the drunk out.
The next night the drunk came back and staggered up to the bar and said, hey bartender, a round of drinks for everyone.
That is everyone except you. You get mean when you drink.

June 14th, 2009	#1 (permalink)
jell691 Veteran Abadss Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: texas, god's country Posts: 4,279 Credits: 5,223.73 Thanks: 16,242 Thanked 11,447 Times in 3,412 Posts	a round of drinks A drunk staggers up to the bar and tells the bartender, a round of drinks for everyone. The bartender says, are you sure? That is going to be a lot of money. The drunk says yeah, I can handle it. Pour yourself one as well. When the bartender brought him the bill, it was $178.00. The drunk turned his pockets inside out and could only come up with $3.75. The bartender became enraged and through the drunk out. The next night the drunk came back and staggered up to the bar and said, hey bartender, a round of drinks for everyone. That is everyone except you. You get mean when you drink.