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**blackbart** · June 14th, 2009

John gets a call from his very blond girlfriend Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.

John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the corn flakes back in the box."

June 14th, 2009	#1 (permalink)
blackbart Veteran Abadss Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On the corner of sanity and maim Posts: 3,325 Credits: 1,316.55 Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 5,619 Times in 2,037 Posts	Blond jigsaw Puzzle John gets a call from his very blond girlfriend Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" asks John. "It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table. John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the corn flakes back in the box." __________________ Don't take life too seriously,it isn't permanent!! Check out the new ABA arcade!