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jell691 · June 16th, 2009

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you must help me. Every night I dream that I'm driving a truck from Pittsburgh to New York. I'm so tired I can hardly get up in the morning."
The doctor says, "Tell you what. Next time you have this dream, just call me and I'll come over and drive the truck for you."
The man tries it, and is cured.
Another patient tells the doctor, "I have this same dream every night. I'm making love to four beautiful women, and by morning I'm totally exhausted. Can you help me?"
The doctor says, "Tell you what, next time you have this dream, just call me and I'll come and take a couple of them off your hands."
Two weeks later the man with the over sex problem goes back to the psychiatrist and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Now these women are bringing their friends, and they're all getting so demanding. I'm so tired I can barely get through the day. Can't you do something?"
"You should have called me." the doctor replied. "I told you I'd take a couple of them off your hands."
"But Doc," he said, "I've been calling you every night, and your service keeps telling me you're out driving a truck from Pittsburgh to New York."

June 16th, 2009	#52 (permalink)
jell691 Veteran Abadss Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: texas, god's country Posts: 4,550 Credits: 15,792.22 Thanks: 20,817 Thanked 14,553 Times in 4,140 Posts	Re: Welcome to the 'LaughWorks' A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you must help me. Every night I dream that I'm driving a truck from Pittsburgh to New York. I'm so tired I can hardly get up in the morning." The doctor says, "Tell you what. Next time you have this dream, just call me and I'll come over and drive the truck for you." The man tries it, and is cured. Another patient tells the doctor, "I have this same dream every night. I'm making love to four beautiful women, and by morning I'm totally exhausted. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "Tell you what, next time you have this dream, just call me and I'll come and take a couple of them off your hands." Two weeks later the man with the over sex problem goes back to the psychiatrist and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Now these women are bringing their friends, and they're all getting so demanding. I'm so tired I can barely get through the day. Can't you do something?" "You should have called me." the doctor replied. "I told you I'd take a couple of them off your hands." "But Doc," he said, "I've been calling you every night, and your service keeps telling me you're out driving a truck from Pittsburgh to New York."