[SatelliteJunkie]

Originally Posted by wordup

"If you are viewing this, you are a PIRATE"... ALRIGHT MATEE turn off the venus and stop pulling the jib!

I say lets all randomly call 1-800-333-3474 and thank them for those nice satellite signals they keep sending us WITHOUT our permission, after all we are free to breath the air, why is this satellite signal any differant... is it a crime on a sunny day to slap on some tanning lotion and lay out on the deck to get a tan? Is it a crime to turn on the radio and listen to the music? If there are satellite signals streaming down on my house 24/7 and I have no choice wheather I want them or not, who is in the wrong? Am I a pirate for breathing the air, or letting the sun shine on my face?
The DN pirate channel is all about "turning yourself in" so you can just keep on getting about half the stuff you've already been getting for free, only now they want you to pay $31.99 per month... no questions asked! WOW are they ever great people!!! What kind of crack have they been smoking? Talk about stoooopid!
So I say go ahead, give them a call but be sure to thank them for all the great stuff they keep sending us, like the air we breathe and the sun in the sky... it's always FREE! Maybe one day they'll go the way of DTV, but so what... that'll be cracked soon too. Someone once said "stupid is what stupid does".

SHEEEeeeeezzzzzz!
WORD OUT

Looks like wordup found (and watched) the Pirate Channel.
Maybe they should change the name to Smoke & Mirrors?