A Game Of Animal Football - ABA DSS

**jell691** · April 20th, 2009

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V." He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field and chose up teams and were ready to begin.
The lion's team received. They were able to get two first downs and then had to punt. The mule punted and the rhino was back deep for the kick. He caught the ball, lowered his head and charged. First, he crushed a roadrunner, then two rabbits. He gored a wildebeast, knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six.
Unfortunately, they lacked a placekicker, and the score remained 6 - 0.
Late in the first half the lion's team scored a touchdown and the mule kicked the extra point. The lion's team led at halftime 7 - 6. In the locker room, the lion gave a peptalk.
"Look you guys. We can win this game. We've got the lead and they only have one real threat. We've got to keep the ball away from the rhino, he's a killer. Mule, when you kick off be sure to keep it away from the rhino."
The second half began. Just as the mule was about to kick off, the rhino's team changed formation and the ball went directly to the rhino. Once again, the rhino lowered his head and was off running. First, he stomped two gazelles. He skewered a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant out of the way. It looked like he was home free. Suddenly at the twenty yard line, he dropped over dead. There were no other animals in sight anywhere near him. The lion went over to see what had happened. Right next to the dead rhino he saw a small centipede.
"Did you do this?" he asked the centipede.
"Yeah, I did." the centipede replied.
The lion retorted, "Where were you during the first half?"
"I was putting on my shoes."

**tnp12** · April 20th, 2009

animal football?
centipede?
too many drugs?
too many questions?

aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

**slowboy** · April 20th, 2009

good one thanks

chachi68 · April 20th, 2009

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!... i **** near pissed my pants!...well maybe i did but luckily i got my depend undergarments on!...i'm having trouble breathing...lol...cleanest and funniest joke i've seen in awhile...THAT'S A HELLAOFALOTTA SHOES...keep 'em coming...chachi...

**blackbart** · April 20th, 2009

Hit him low just like the coach told us lmfao!!!!!

**Victor Hugo** · April 21st, 2009

good entertainment,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thanks for the show Jell.

**marty napier** · April 21st, 2009

good one jell