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April 20th, 2009
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Hurts Doesn't It
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It f**king hurts doesn't it!"
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April 20th, 2009
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Re: Hurts Doesn't It
hurts me to fart.
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April 20th, 2009
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Re: Hurts Doesn't It
LOL Unbelievable jell LOL LOL
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April 20th, 2009
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Re: Hurts Doesn't It
now these posts are funny!!!lmao
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April 20th, 2009
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Re: Hurts Doesn't It
thanks for the laugh
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April 21st, 2009
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Re: Hurts Doesn't It
Ya killing me bart
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Re: Hurts Doesn't It
That was hilarious.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks B.B.
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