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April 22nd, 2009
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Assisted Suicide
One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but unfortunately she did not know where her heart was.
So the old woman calls up her doctor and asked,”Where’s my heart located?”
”On a woman, it’s usually located under her left breast,” the doctor replied.
The next day the woman was taken to the hospital and diagnosed with a gun shot wound to the knee.
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marty napier (April 23rd, 2009),
Victor Hugo (April 23rd, 2009)
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April 22nd, 2009
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Re: Assisted Suicide
Missed it by that------------------------ much!!!
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April 23rd, 2009
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Re: Assisted Suicide
 Was she bending over?? otherwise its my neighbor |
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April 23rd, 2009
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Re: Assisted Suicide
She was like 4 mmmmm bra size????? or what?? very nice !!!!!!!!!! Thanks Jell.
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April 23rd, 2009
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Re: Assisted Suicide
very good thinks
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