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Arrogance Doesn't Pay
TEXAS Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. The man in charge told the farmer, "We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there." The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and said, "I have the authority of the State of TEXAS to go anywhere I want. See this card? I will go where ever I wish."
So the old farmer went about his chores.
It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling.
He looked over and saw several Highway Department employees running for their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step.
The old farmer yelled out, "Show him your card, Smart ***.... Show him your card!!"
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April 23rd, 2009
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Re: Arrogance Doesn't Pay
LMAO! That was awesome, thanks!
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April 23rd, 2009
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Re: Arrogance Doesn't Pay
good one lol
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Man that clown scares my every time. 
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Re: Arrogance Doesn't Pay
good one moon!!!!!
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That was hilarious.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Moon man.
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thank you that was very good .
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Re: Arrogance Doesn't Pay
Still laughing buddy, that one gave me the chuckle of my day.
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very good thinks
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