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April 23rd, 2009
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2 hunters
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
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blackbart (April 23rd, 2009),
epv (April 23rd, 2009),
jell691 (April 23rd, 2009),
marty napier (April 24th, 2009),
slowboy (April 23rd, 2009),
snakebite (April 24th, 2009),
Victor Hugo (April 24th, 2009)
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April 23rd, 2009
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Re: 2 hunters
No kidding!!!
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April 23rd, 2009
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Re: 2 hunters
very DAM GOOD ONE THANKS FOR THE LAUGH
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April 24th, 2009
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Re: 2 hunters
That is pretty good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks tnp.
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April 24th, 2009
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Re: 2 hunters
that made me laugh ,thanks
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April 24th, 2009
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Re: 2 hunters
nice one thinks
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