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[RICKSBEACH]

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol afteryou took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
evening,and it wasn't that cold outside.

You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?

It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I
couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.

I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.

I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy
was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky ....

- Alex

P.S. Remember this motto...... an armed society is a polite society!

[snakebite]

that is some good news to come out of a mugging. i believe every man has a right to have guns if the proper steps are taken. in canada the gun laws really suck and god forbid having a girlfriend that is a wee bit spiteful when they decide to leave and they want your guns to leave to.i just went through a bunch of crap that has lingered on for the past 7 years to keep my guns all over nothing,but hear say.the laws and the gun registry in canada is in shambles costing millions .it is a big joke over here to own guns legally.thanks rick it is nice to read about responcible gun owners.

[buddyjh]

Very good rick!!

[Biged]

Good one that guy had some good ideals lol

[rcmasis]

Thanks for the post Rick.

[cisco123]

thanks rick pretty good one man

[Mighty Thor]

Thats GREAT

[blackbart]

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Victor Hugo]

Nice one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks RB.