that’ll be one cent - ABA DSS

**jell691** · April 25th, 2009

A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be one cent.”
“ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy, the barman replied, “Yes.”
So the guy glanced over at the menu, and he asked, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, loaded baked potato, salad and chocolate cake?”
“Certainly sir,” replied the bartender, “but all that comes to real money.”
“How much money?” inquired the guy.
“Four cents,” he replies.
“FOUR cents!!!!” exclaimed the guy.
“Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The barman replied, “Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy said, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
The bartender replied, “Same thing I’m doing down here to his business.”

**blackbart** · April 25th, 2009

That makes cents!!!!

**Mighty Thor** · April 26th, 2009

Hey BB, correction that makes five cents.......lol....good one jell

**jose2001** · April 26th, 2009

good onen ...........

**MOE23** · April 26th, 2009

that is funny thanks!!

**Victor Hugo** · April 26th, 2009

That is good !!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Jell.

**eclipsemoon** · April 26th, 2009

I like That one.