a bowl of cream - ABA DSS

**jell691** · April 25th, 2009

A guy walks into a bar and orders three whisky sours, drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates the business, but is also concerned.
"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?""
The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip, and had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbour, so I hung a weight from the bottom of the bedspring just above a bowl of cream."
The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another. "So you came home and found cream on the weight?"
The guy downs his fourth whisky sour and says, "It's worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter."

**blackbart** · April 25th, 2009

Some furious action there!!!!

**Mighty Thor** · April 25th, 2009

Well if you want to learn something repetition is the key........lol

**MOE23** · April 26th, 2009

hard work man!!!!

**snakebite** · April 26th, 2009

thanks jell ,thats good.

**transon** · April 26th, 2009

Sounds like neighbor buddy was really trying to hurt it while dad was away.lol

**Victor Hugo** · April 26th, 2009

That is good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thanks Jell.

**eclipsemoon** · April 26th, 2009

Thanks my Friend.