[buddyjh]

1st Grade



A group of kindergarteners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first

grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?


"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

" She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Bobby what he had done?

"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What
book did you read?"

[I love this]

Bobby thought real hard about it, then puffed

out his chest with great pride, and said,

"Winnie the Sh.T.

[blackbart]

She asked for it!!! Good one bud!!!

[Victor Hugo]

That is nice !!!!!!!Thanks Buddy.