Who My Baby Daddy ????????

[buddyjh]

The following are all replies that Detroit women have
written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for
listing 'father's details;' or putting it
another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine
excerpts from the forms!

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure
as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe
that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
unexpectedly from behind.. I can provide you with a list of
names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard
where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex
was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my
stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact
BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced. That would be the daddy.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I think that my son's conception was
ejaculate stuff on a tawl and that he is an axident.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would
have cat aclysmic implications for his wife. I am torn
between doing right by you and right by him. Please advise.

7... I do not know who the father of my child was as they
all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Lairston is the father of child A. If you
do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time....
well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived
at Disney World; it really was in the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about
eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched
more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave. ,
mine might have remained unfertilized.

11.. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you
can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to
support these ladies???????

[blackbart]

Which one made you fart!!! that's a good one!!!

[creativegenius]

#11 has to be the best one .... <rotfl>.

Creative Genius

[Victor Hugo]

That is good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Buddy.

[MOE23]

Just like the maury show!!!