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April 26th, 2009
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The Nuns and the Blind Man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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April 26th, 2009
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Re: The Nuns and the Blind Man
Ooops!!!!!!!
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April 26th, 2009
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Re: The Nuns and the Blind Man
very nice!! hahahahahaha
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April 27th, 2009
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Re: The Nuns and the Blind Man
Nice one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Buddy.
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April 27th, 2009
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Re: The Nuns and the Blind Man
nice one thinks
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