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June 9th, 2009
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I wish it was stiff...
To make it stand, You wet it !
To make it wet, You suck it !
To make it stiff, You lick it !
To get it in, You push it!
Dam !
Threading a needle when you're older is a B!TCH!
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June 9th, 2009
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Re: I wish it was stiff...
good one thanks!!
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June 10th, 2009
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Re: I wish it was stiff...
Good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Crystal.
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June 10th, 2009
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Re: I wish it was stiff...
thinks crystal
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