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Old June 9th, 2009   #1 (permalink)
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A History Lesson
Moses

 Over five thousand
years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your @sses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".



ROOSEVELT

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your @sses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".



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 Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your @sses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised
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Amend to that
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