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Three things to ponder today:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows:- Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls but they're unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution:- They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments:- The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You can't read past "Thou Salt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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June 9th, 2009
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
Good points all of them!!!
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June 9th, 2009
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
can't you see that cows are more important than people?.,.,.,LOL.,.,jk.,.,.,good one
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June 10th, 2009
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
You make a good point Jell.
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
ha ah ha ha hlol good onen
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
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June 10th, 2009
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
You can eat cows, and milk them. Can't eat people, but ya sure can milk them,
Milking people allows you to have more cows. Funny economics.
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can't you see that cows are more important than people?.,.,.,LOL.,.,jk.,.,.,good one
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
say what zeke?...........lol
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
Awesome Jell. Always knew you were an intellectual s.o.g.
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
that tells it all. everything you said is the truth
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
Very good points !!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Jell.
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
very good points thanks jell!!
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Re: Three things to ponder today:
thinks jell
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