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June 11th, 2009
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Mark your calenders
Don't forget to mark your calenders.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see
any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide
if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and
to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
Thats thinking like a genius Buddy, you should be a 5 star General. lol.
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
Pretty good, I will be first in line out side.!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Buddy.
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Re: Mark your calenders
Buddy that is beautiful i will be on the front lawn with two six packs. THANKS
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Re: Mark your calenders
thinks buddy
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
That should work in Canada also!!!!
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
master plan!!!
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
great news!................................good one!
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Re: Mark your calenders
I love it!
I will be out front with at least two 6 packs!
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
good news thanks buddy!
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
i like i like oh ya good one
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
makes perfect sense to me.
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Testing.,., Testing.,., is this thing on?
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: Mark your calenders
only one problem, there are no posts from the women confirming they are going to follow through!! we may have to call in the military to assist in this terrorist removal effort!
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