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June 11th, 2009
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You Can Be the Man Of Your House.
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The freakin' funeral director would be my first guess
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: You Can Be the Man Of Your House.
That would be my first guess also!!!! Good one!!!
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: You Can Be the Man Of Your House.
it all seemed reasonable to me.,.,.,what's her problem?
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: You Can Be the Man Of Your House.
ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: You Can Be the Man Of Your House.
It works for me!!
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: You Can Be the Man Of Your House.
that is a good one!!!  |
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June 11th, 2009
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Re: You Can Be the Man Of Your House.
are you sure she even told him before she destroyed him good one
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Re: You Can Be the Man Of Your House.
But and then HE wake up, !!!!!!!! Pretty good thanks atabo.
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