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June 12th, 2009
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Breathalyzer test
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.
He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.'
She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'
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June 12th, 2009
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Re: Breathalyzer test
Who would have thunk it?????
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June 13th, 2009
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Re: Breathalyzer test
Very good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Tiger.
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June 14th, 2009
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Re: Breathalyzer test
... computers are wonderful, aint they?  |
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