To Be The Boss

[tomcat01]

To Be The Boss

When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's

responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get

him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn

all the money."

Finally, the a$$hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the

a$$hole being the Boss. So, the a$$hole went on strike, blocked itself up

and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet

twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered.

Eventually, they all decided that the a$$hole should be the Boss, so the

motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss

just sat and passed out the $hit!

Moral Of The Story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any a$$hole will

do.

[Victor Hugo]

Thanks tomcat that is the good one.

[fossil112]

so sad.
and so true

[Biged]

That's for sure

[MOE23]

oldie but goody thanks tc !

[slowboy]

good ONE THANKS

[just4ufolks]

....Sure that's a good one "T C" and in some wayz I can relate to the moral of the story...Moral Of The Story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any a$$hole will do. I know some..lol..thx 4d share my friend....