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September 19th, 2009
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Redneck Special Forces
The United States Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5 . They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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September 20th, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
bump, bump ......
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September 20th, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
old. ...................
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September 20th, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
well arnt u just a wise @ss, its pretty funny and i bet there are quite a few people that havn't seen it
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September 20th, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
FIRST TIME FOR ME THANKS VERY FUNNY I LIKE THAT !!!!l
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September 20th, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
Thanks for all the Information.
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September 20th, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
bump bump bump
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September 20th, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
good one thanks !
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September 22nd, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
Good one YD. I hadn't heard it. And about your avatar......Stop waving those things in front of me......I'm getting hypnotized!!!! LOL!
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September 22nd, 2009
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
nice one thinks!
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