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this is true
The Journey Of Man
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a
girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was
no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a
zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I
decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about
anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a
girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep
up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never
settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made
me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially
and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was
so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big
tits.
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Re: this is true
Sorry bout your luck....lol
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well i guess it matters how you look at it. LOL you know what i meen? hehe
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Married divorced took all my sh** oyea BIG TITS.  |
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that's a good one my friend.....................as always thank you
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Ahh, Rick .... such a hard life we lead.
Let me see ... "You are Older and wiser now" ....... doesn't that mean when you finally find her that her once big titties will be heading south !!!!
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yea, find a girl with money and tits!!!
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Ahh, Rick .... such a hard life we lead.
Let me see ... "You are Older and wiser now" ....... doesn't that mean when you finally find her that her once big titties will be heading south !!!!
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well i guess its your lucky day. i cant think of a wise thing to come back. you got this time my lady!!!
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well i guess its your lucky day. i cant think of a wise thing to come back. you got this time my lady!!!
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Finally !!!!
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if you move south of the equator, do they point up then?
i know water flows down the drain differently........ill have to study up on this one.
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