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July 7th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
Misty is in the house... and the beers are on the house for tonite. of course feel free to tip your friendly waitresses.

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July 8th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
sing along if you know the words!!!
There's a neat little lass and her name is Mari Mac
Make no mistake, she's the girl I'm gonna track
Lot of other fellas try to get her on her back
But I'm thinking that they'll have to get up early
[Chorus:]
Mari Mac's mother's making Mari Mac marry me
My mother's making me marry Mari Mac
Well I'm going to marry Mari for when Mari's taking care of me
We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mari Mac
Now Mari and her mother are an awful lot together
In fact you hardly see the one without the other
And people often wonder if it's Mari or her mother
Or both of them together I am courting
[Chorus]
Well up among the heather in the hills of Bonifee
Well I had a bonnie lass sitting on me knee
A bumble bee stung me right above me knee
Up among the heather in the hills of Benifee
[Chorus]
Well I said "Wee bonnie lassie, where you going to spend the day?"
She said "Among the heather in the hills of Benifee"
Where all the boys and girls are making out so free
Up among the heather in the hills of Benifee
[Chorus]
The wedding's on Wednesday, everything's arranged
Soon her name will be changed to mine unless her mind be changed
And making the arrangements, I'm feeling quite deranged
Marriage is an awful undertaking
[Chorus]
Sure to be a grand affair, grander than a fair
Going to be a fork and plate for every man that's there
And I'll be a bugger if I don't get my share
If I don't we'll be very much mistaken
[Chorus]
There's a neat little lass and her name is Mari Mac
Make no mistake, she's the girl I'm gonna track
Lot of other fellas try to get up on her back
I'm thinking that they'll have to get up early
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July 8th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
and heres one for all those girls who have brushed the brass pole with their butts!!!
I want you to dance naked
So I can see you
I'd like to get to know you
You don't have to act naughty
Spin it round and round
Spin it round and round and round
I want you to dance naked
I promise I won't touch you
I promise to tell no one, no
I want you to dance naked
Spin it round and round
Spin it round and round and round
Spin it round and round
I want you to dance naked
If you like I'll join you
I want to enjoy your body
I want to hear all your secrets
I want to know if you like me
As much as I like you
I want you to dance naked
But only if you want to
Spin it round and round
Spin it round and round and round
Spin it round and round
I want you to dance naked
So I can see you
I'd like to get to know you
But only if you want to
Spin it round and round
Spin it round and round and round
Spin it round and round
Spin it round and round and round
I want you to dance naked
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whooooooo yeahhhhh, love this bar!
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July 8th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
I need a keg its soo hot here right now! 110 tomorrow and about 50% humidity! **** the older I get the more I hate summer time!
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July 8th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
What song is that and who sings it?
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July 8th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
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I need a keg its soo hot here right now! 110 tomorrow and about 50% humidity! **** the older I get the more I hate summer time!
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Wow, I didn't know you get humidity there. It was 104 here today and still 90F at 9:30pm!! It's going to be HOT all over the state tomorrow! At least you are inside for work!
Stay cool!
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July 8th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
Hi Everyone ........ sorry I am late, had to go to the lawyers office, fight with the gov't, kick my MLA in the "you know whats" .... cause he is completely and utterly useless ........same old, same old ........ LOL
Drinks anyone ??????????? Great song TnP - wonder if anyone is ever going to try and figure out the last clue in the treasure hunt?
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July 8th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
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What song is that and who sings it?
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the first one is mari mac by great big sea and the second is dance naked by john mellencamp.
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July 8th, 2008
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Re: spyders bar and grill ~ Now Open
maybe a couple two three quick ones before i clean the pool......it's hot here also lady and peggy..........as always thank you
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