One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house
to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly
across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the
floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked
across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs
open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.
He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To
his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the
kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Mike
said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more than
that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought
about this financial situation and said O.K. She said
come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at
work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, and then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over
here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught,
"As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good
because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said
he would leave it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYER!!!
