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August 22nd, 2008
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Marijuana filled firewood...
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD' 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?''I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his
firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. TheySearch the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come by?' Yeah ! 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!'Rednecks know how to git-R-dun
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August 22nd, 2008
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood...
Dude,I am going to try that,I swear I am.Good one.
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August 22nd, 2008
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood...
pretty good man
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August 22nd, 2008
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood...
good one thanks
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