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Talking Mid Life Crisis...

Older Women are so practical ...
After being married for 42 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19 year old gal.

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma
screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me that
you're not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 19-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
crisis!

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Goooood onen bro ......lol lol
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very good one thanks
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Re: Mid Life Crisis...

10 out of ten.
that one is unbelieveable.

im gonna copy and paste that one to my desk top.

i will share it with the guys at work.
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Funny and true!
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