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When i say i'm broke ... I'm broke!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young
man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't got any money, I'm broke!'
As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manurefrom your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. 'The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke did you not understand?
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August 24th, 2008
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Re: When i say i'm broke ... I'm broke!
good one my friend.
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Re: When i say i'm broke ... I'm broke!
hahahaha,send me that guy because i'm broke too |
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Re: When i say i'm broke ... I'm broke!
good one thanks
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Re: When i say i'm broke ... I'm broke!
lol.Thats a good one buddy. I guess the salesman should have been carrying around a generator to avoid the clean up he got.
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Re: When i say i'm broke ... I'm broke!
That IS a good one...
We all want to tell somebody to go eat **** sometimes... lol  |
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