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navy pilot
Navy
Pilot During a commercial airline flight, a Navy
pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby
began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant
as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon
debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various
baby-related paraphernalia. When the young mother expressed her
gratitude, the pilot responded, 'Gosh, that's a good looking baby... and he sure
was hungry!'
Somewhat
embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help
alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
The Navy Pilot
sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, 'And all these
years I've been chewing gum.'
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