Atheist in the woods

[cisco123]

An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him.


He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.



He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw
that the bear was closing in on him.


He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


He tripped & fell on the ground.


He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top
of
him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike
him.


At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'


Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.




'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit
creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament?




Am I to count you as a believer'?


The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you
could make the BEAR a Christian'?


'Very Well,' said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:



'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

[jose2001]

Good onen.........

[Mucka]

ha ha nice. stupid atheist not conforming to blindly believe ancient mythology got what was coming to him.

[slowboy]

good one thanks