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Children's Science Exam
The following are actual answers from a children's Science Exam....some are just too funny!
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a fibula?
A: A small lie
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
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Re: Children's Science Exam
haha , good ones
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Re: Children's Science Exam
good one thanks
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Re: Children's Science Exam
liked it peggy made me laugh
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