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Old August 26th, 2008   #1 (permalink)
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phone call

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
**"Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**


**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


**After a brief pause,****Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**


Brief Pause.**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**


**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**


**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****



*****Longer Pause*****



*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,****'Swimming pool? ...........****Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*
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Old August 26th, 2008   #2 (permalink)
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Re: sick humor

Very good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old August 26th, 2008   #3 (permalink)
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Re: sick humor

Uhhhh......lol
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wrong number........LOL
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Re: sick humor

now there you go...good one...lol.....as always thank you
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GOOD ONE
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Re: sick humor

i love that one thanks for the laugh
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