Hunting Dogs

[pchurch]

Chester and Earl go hunting.

Chester says to Earl, 'I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks
out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going
hunting.'

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice.

Chester says, 'Well I'm not going to go out. He saw only two ducks out
there.'

Earl says, 'You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?'

Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back
he says, 'I don't believe it! Where did you get that dog? There really
were only two ducks out there!'

Chester says, 'Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want,
you can get one too.'

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one Chester has.
The breeder obliges, Earl brings the dog home, and tells
it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a
stick in its mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder, 'This dog is afraud.
I want my money back!'

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did.

Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came
back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.

'Earl, he was trying to tell you that there are more
f....kin' ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!'

[chill dawg]

I like that one!

[cisco123]

nice keep em coming

[marty napier]

GOOD ONE IM A DOG LOVER

[lonster]

Smart dog.... Good one.

[MOE23]

Good one!!!!!!

[slowboy]

thanks that was a dam good one thanks for the laugh

[tnp12]

that one was worth hunting for (haha).

[tb1971]

Excellent one, loved it!