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Double dose !!
A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
"Why not?" asked the man.
"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.
The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up".
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Re: Double dose !!
Good one! GI Joe with the kung fu grip, taking matters into your own hands! "Cialis" 36 hours for when the time is right..........lmao
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Re: Double dose !!
pretty good man.thats the way to take controll of yourself
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Re: Double dose !!
I think I'd rather have someone else shift the gears, lol.
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Re: Double dose !!
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I think I'd rather have someone else shift the gears, lol.
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Ha ha,,,, Whatever works...... Good joke
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Re: Double dose !!
good one thanks
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Re: Double dose !!
Thank LOL.
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