To prevent diseases

[cisco123]

To prevent diseases
>> >> >> >> *Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
>> never
>> >> been married. *
>> >> *She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. *
>> >> *One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
>> her
>> >> quaint sitting room. *
>> >> *She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. *
>> >> *As he sat facing her old **Hammond** organ, the young minister
>> noticed
>> a**
>> >> *
>> >> *CUT -glass** bowl sitting on top of it. *
>> >> *The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
>> things, a
>> >> condom! *
>> >> >> >> *
>> >> **When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. *
>> >> *
>> >> **The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>> its
>> >> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and** **he could no
>> >> longer resist. *
>> >> *"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
>> >> pointing to the bowl. *
>> >> *"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
>> the
>> Park
>> >> a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. *
>> >> *The directions said to place it on the organ, *
>> >> *keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. *
>> >> *Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter." *

[slowboy]

good one thanks