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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'! 
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September 3rd, 2008
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Re: Polish Divorce
good one thanks
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Re: Polish Divorce
Now that is a good one. Thanks, buddy.
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Re: Polish Divorce
Man, I have been wondering what happened to you, meaning I have missed your posts, and your jokes-i think-bring 'em on...
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Re: Polish Divorce
thats messed up.pretty good thanks
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Re: Polish Divorce
Thats Good
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Re: Polish Divorce
haha "polish remover" lmao
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