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Old September 3rd, 2008   #1 (permalink)
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Rare condition

A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out.

She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom.

The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?"

The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?"

She says: "Pepper."
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that'll work!
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Re: Rare condition

where she at i have some pepper lol nice joke
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Oh, yea, too funny, thanks! Mmm, maybe i'll try that...LOL
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Good one Thanks.
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pretty good man
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