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Old September 3rd, 2008   #1 (permalink)
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Granny...bite your lip

Grandmas Don't Know Everything...

He'd been playing outside with the other kids
for a while.

When he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep

in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to
just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse,
darling'.

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went
back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma,
it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
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Re: Granny...bite your lip

LOL, this is good, great example of 'what's really goin' on',...thanks!
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Nice one thanks.
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Re: Granny...bite your lip

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Re: Granny...bite your lip

LMAO,good one bro.
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Re: Granny...bite your lip

Just goes to show granny can over think these things lol....
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