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This made me laugh out loud.BABY'S FIRST EXAMINATION
I hope it will bring a smile..
.A woman
and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor
to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, a very handsome man indeed, and examined the
baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
'Breast-fed,' she replied.' Well, strip down to your waist,' the
doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor
said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came
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just remember we are here to learn and have fun.
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