5 Surgeons

[Laser2008]

Five surgeons from big cities are
> discussing who makes the best patients
> to operate on.
> The first surgeon, from New York, says,
> 'I like to see accountants on
> my operating table because when you open
> them up, everything inside
> is numbered.'
> The second, from Chicago, responds,
> 'Yeah, but you should try
> electricians! Everything inside them is
> color coded.'
> The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,
> 'No, I really think librarians
> are the best, everything inside them is
> in alphabetical order.'
> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles
> chimes in: 'You know, I like
> construction workers. Those guys always
> understand when you have
> a few parts left over.'
> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington,
> DC shut them all up when he
> observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians
> are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no
> brains and no spine, and the
> head and the a s s are interchangeable.'

[cisco123]

thats about right

[storman666]

lmfao,good one,lololololol.

[fossil112]

HAHA!! that's hilarious

[gibahca]

LOL.Great laser.