Who's your daddy?

[blackbart]

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
> The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
> Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "Father's Details," or
> putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine
> excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, It takes 1st
prize
> and
> #3 is runner up.
>
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
> fathered
> by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father
> of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
>
> 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
> being
> sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
> provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
> if
> this
> helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with
> a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
I
> fainted.
> If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his
> phone number? Thanks..
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
> a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels.
> Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
> he's
> had
> it replaced.
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
> awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
> was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that
> to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
> implications
> for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by
the
> country.
> Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the
> same to me.
>
> 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
> him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
> also
> born at the same time... well, I don't have clue.
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
> World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
> remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the
>
> evening.
> If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
at
> 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
> all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made
> you
> fart.

[storman666]

LMFAO,that is some funny stuff.