Husbands Shopping

[blackbart]

If you really hate shopping with the misses try some of these
Letter:
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Mrs. Fenton, Our store is considering banning your family
>>>>from
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>>>> ever shopping with us unless your husband waits for you
>>>>in the
>>>>car.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> MEMO: surveillance cameras.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Re: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill
>>>>Fenton
>>>>
>>>> Has done while his spouse/partner is shopping:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
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>>>> them In people's carts when they weren't looking.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go
>>>>
>>>> off at 5-minute intervals.
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
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>>>> leading to the rest rooms.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
>>>>
>>>> official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and
>>>>watched what
>>>>
>>>> happened.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a
>>>>
>>>> bag of M&M's on lay away.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
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>>>> carpeted area.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department
>>>>
>>>> and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if
>>>>they'll
>>>>bring
>>>>
>>>> pillows from the bedding department.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him,
>>>>
>>>> he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people
>>>>just leave
>>>>me
>>>>
>>>> alone?'
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;
>>>>
>>>> used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting
>>>>
>>>> department, asked the clerk if he knows where the
>>>>antidepressants are.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously
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>>>> loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his
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>>>> "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
>>>>
>>>> browse through, yelled PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the
>>>>
>>>> loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and
>>>>screams
>>>>
>>>> "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> (And; last, but not least!)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door
>>>>
>>>> and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly,
>>>>
>>>> "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[buddyjh]

you mean thats not what the fitting room is for? ****!

[blackbart]

No s##t!!!

[buddyjh]

especially if you've had a few cold ones